BE A BORG!
Based on "Be A Clown," by Cole PorterWritten By Gayle Nicholson & Jo Schneberger
Be a Borg! Be a Borg! There are none like the Borg!
Blast a planet in half and you'll always have the last laugh.
Wear the head gear and tubes, you can be a part of the cube.
A Klingon's always thinking of saving face;
Bajorans are known as a spiritual race;
You'll get a bigger hand if you can blow up the place.
Be a Borg! Be a Borg! Be a Borg!
Be a Borg! Be a Borg! There are none like the Borg!
When the cube comes across, your technology will be lost.
You will look like a clone, and you'll have to work like a drone.
A Romulan must stay out of the Neutral Zone;
Betazoids have feelings, but not always their own;
When you are a Borg, then you are never alone.
Be a Borg! Be a Borg! Be a Borg!
Be a Borg! Be a Borg! There are none like the Borg!
What they want they will take, whether you're asleep or awake.
Microwave, coffee pot, or anything that you've got.
Vulcans think of logic, they don't stand a chance;
Ferengi are ridiculous and ignorant;
But with the Borg resistance is irrelevant.
Be a Borg! Be a Borg! Be a Borg!
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